B.D. in B.S. (early 1990's)

You are a thorn in my side
You are that beer in my hand
You are not what I had planned

Dropkick baby.

You are a spaceship long unmanned
You are a penguin that once flew
You are not what I'd call new

Faceoff baby.

I did not expect to love you
I didn't expect it to go this far
I didn't expect just what you are

Jump ball girl.

C'mon, tell me what's up.

You are so confusing

A blue devil in Black Stockings