Getting Religion (late '99)

Sit on my lap, stranger, and tell
me a story. Make it about yourself
and make it short, something I can
sink my teeth into.

No, nothing about your god-damned
mother, or school, or work, or any of
that claptrap.

Surprise me, for god's sake. And
remember, you're only as good as
the worst thing you've ever done.

And I ain't telling you squat.