The Cucumber (Orleans XXXIX '91)

I think it is rather funny that,
because of its unusual shape,
the cucumber, a fine vegetable,
has always elicited rather sexual emotions.
The staidest of the staid, the prissiest of the priss,
Regard a large, bumpy cucumber
With a touch of irreverence in their hearts
as they imagine what it could do!

(this goes for bananas, zucchini, and carrots as well)