Scamming (late 1980's)

I am a dashing figure

Many people think I'm gay.

Sometimes I like them to think I'm gay.

A few
certain people
know for certain

That I'm certainly not.

Why?

Because I touched them and I meant it.
And they like it.
And they wanted
Me to touch them
Again.

I think they're attracted to the woman in me.
Afterall-
All the best ones are gay.
That's how I get women.
Sick isn't it?