This is a dark tale, ladies and gents
One filled with embarrassment - even SHAME
But more than that - it's ridiculous!
A farce played out in public for coin - GAIN
Yes, it's a squalid tail - er, tale that I tell
As I wear an ostrich feather hat, yes it's HELL
It's a limerick of gilt
Johnny Bravo! I'm built for full tilt...
As I fondly my stack of postcards
How I wish I was Admiral Picard
Kicked out of Rockefeller Plaza
Gay like Mike Piazza
They ask, "Where's the rest of the band?"
And "Please don't touch my hand"
Holy Cakes! I've won the sweepstakes
Napoleon sweepstakes and I'm rolling down 5th avenue
let me give you my card!
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