Mel & Jeff 06/10/99

Mel and Jeff were the best of friends
High school football teammates tight ends
Jeff would catch the ball and Mel would block
Mel was shy but had the bigger cock
Chasing girlies down was their only plan
When they'd both succeed they'd slap each other's hands
One day Mel had his fill
Of a freshman girl he called Jill
Though he knew very well her name was Jerry Anne
Jeff got word and he snapped
But it wasn't Jerry Anne he bitch slapped
It was Mel they found in the shower
Bloody and bare

Weeks went by without a single word
Jeff made All-State, Mel, had you heard?
Mel missed school to heal the broken cheek
That bone was stronger all the rest were weak
Jeff's dreams were filled with sweat and come
Mel's face stared at him from inside of a drum
Which Jeff would bash and pound
But he couldn't hear a single sound
Because his ears were filled with the edges of his brain

In real life they never hugged
They brushed the whole thing off with a shrug
They went to different colleges and
Never spoke again