Future Nonsense (Summer '00)

I'm 70's Futureman back from the past
I went back to pick up my flame shirt and my stash
With Warp Speed-O at my side I can't lose
Even to Master Mindgame and his big kooky shoes
His Infantizer-ray won't work 'coz I'm still a kid
And I'm kickin' much-o ass in the City of Id
Keep comin' archrivals keep bringing that bullshit
Sit down on the ground start diggin' your own pit
I'll bury y'all
You'll fall all the way in
Yer sin is that yer bringin' weak shots to my chin
I've seen a fortune dwindle down to less than zero
And it turned me into 70's Futureman -yer hero
I only shave my cheeks so I don't need too many razors
And my rhymes'll clip yer ship just like Han Solo's lasers
Try to catch me and Warp Speed-O if you can
I'll blast you to yer own past just like a flash in the pan

I've already changed - don't need a phone booth
Back to the '70's - the fountain of my youth
I can't fly and I ain't made of steel
If you don't believe me - touch me I'm real
"Here's the key to Id City and a bag, mum's the word -
We can't find Pimp or Pink, perhaps you had heard?"
"We'll send up a smoke signal and bring 'em on home
They're probably out cruising in their Cadillac Coupe Chrome."

Up early on Saturday morning
To listen to my favorite cartoon show
To revel in the adventures of
70's Futureman and Warp Speed-O

One's a space age throwback

Id City depends on you
The altar egos of the Pimp and Pink Fu
Lee Minors and mild-mannered Jack Chassis
A little bit dirty and a lot bit classy
We'll say it once again in case you don't know
70's Futureman and Warp Speed-O

One wears a nut hugger
And runs really fast
The other's on fire
With his bright red stache
Chasing down evildoers
In their El Camino
Watch out!
70's Futureman and Warp Speed-O