Excuse me, baby
May I introduce myself?
I am Sure Cock Homes
And I am at your service
There is no mystery that
I cannot resolve
No clue will elude my grasp
The unknown you wish me to uncover
Will come rushing to you like a lover
And please let me say
These powers of deduction
Moves of pure seduction
Only work for you, my darling
They fall dormant at your absence
And like Clark Kent before the booth
I fumble, bumble, act uncouth
But when we join at the domes
I turn into Sure Cock Homes
Let me take on the case
Let me discreetly look into the matter
And if you are disguised as Alice
Quick as a pink I'll be the Hatter
I know my handle sounds like high brow porn
And now you've got your bodice torn
Please, baby, never mind the name
You tell me who I am - I love this game
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